thankwhales
reblog if u ugly af and u admit it and accept it #2K14
I’m not used to being loved. I wouldn’t know what to do.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, More Than Just A House (via canhappenlove)

youthagainstfascism:

interviewer: Why r u such a hoe
Me: Because it’s so much fun, Jan!

handsomefrench:

inappropriate-gentleman:

Eat it until her back arches and she looses her breath

Douce

Yes!

kittengrin:


Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

mckinnna:

It’s my therapy; crayons and an exacto knife

mckinnna:

It’s my therapy; crayons and an exacto knife

quasi-normalcy:

herotterness:

jaclcfrost:

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!

Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?

grizzlygains:

happyhalloweekes:

spoopy-shanin:

I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?

Of course you have to drag it and be amazed

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

grizzlygains:

happyhalloweekes:

spoopy-shanin:

I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?

Of course you have to drag it and be amazed

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

American Education System: Cursive isn't important we can just stop teaching that.
American Education System: *requires cursive on the PSAT test*

lustmeadow:

ikoi:

i dont understand why people like sleeping so much

its a free trial of death

irontemple:

mistersailor:

sizvideos:

Video

FUCK

I WAS MAD AT MY DOG FOR GOING THROUGH THE TRASH BUT AFTER SEEING THIS TWICE IM CUDDLING HIM.

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

enochliew:

Photographs by Thom Sheridan

In 1986, the United Way attempted to break the world record for balloon launches, by releasing 1.5 million balloons, which resulted in two deaths, millions in lawsuits, and a devastating environmental impact.

NO FUCKING SHIT